Merry Christmas from Australia...it will happen first here remember

I was going to write up a post reviewing The Woman in Black, The Moth Diaries, and The Awakening as a alternative to the Christmas fare offered up. But last night I watched on YouTube a cartoon from my childhood - Cabbage Patch Kids: First Christmas and I realised I love that schmaltzy fare.


Spoiler alert - the two gingers get adopted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVXUkUm25Ss



Merry Christmas everyone, it's going to be 39C here tomorrow.

Adventureland (2009)

Insert obligatory comment about having been away so long and being a bad blogger. And thanks to certain bloggers for not taking a break and still entertaining me. I have been lurking and not always commenting.

The way Kristen Stewart is gazing adoringly at Jesse Einsenberg is misleading. I'm pretty sure she doesn't gaze at anyone. Ever.

So Adventureland...I find Kirsten Stewart annoying. I can’t help it, I know she just wants to lead a normal life and blah blah. But when you star in one of the biggest (for better or worst) pop culture book adaptations you are going to be in for a whole lot of fame. Instead of smiling and declining questions about her personal life, she seems to sulk and basically seem like a spoiled brat.
In saying all this, I recently watched Adventureland and I’m not sure if it was the inclusion of Jesse Eisenberg who I just find adorable but I found myself not dwelling on Kirsten’s personal life in this movie and just enjoyed her as an actor. And yes she is good at playing the sullen teen which she has done a few times over now, but it works in this movie.

Set in the 1980’s, for whatever reason –it’s not completely clear to me- but Jesse got to keep his normal hair so that is a bonus, Eiseneberg plays a grad student looking to move to New York with his friend in the new school year intending on using money from his parents to supplement the move and school and a European Summer holiday. Unfortunately it is revealed that Dad recently was demoted and the money is no longer there. So Jesse (okay character name James) needs to get a Summer job.

So serious

He is qualified for nothing and so is hired immediately by Adventureland’s owners (played by Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig in rather underused roles) to work the games area of the amusement park. There he meets Kristen’s character of Em, also working the games, Martin Starr (Freaks and Geeks alumni! I’m always so excited when I see anyone from that show except Jason Segal, James Franco and Seth Rogan working…and when you look back, it’s weird that Rogan has done so well, whatever happened to little John Francis Daley) shows up as a bit of an outcast James befriends along with Em. Ryan Reynolds also stars as the park’s handyman/lothario. So that is the basic storyline, a summer of lessons etc. I’ve been meaning to watch this for a while and it happened to be on one night while I was babysitting, waiting for the mum to return home (she was waiting for a taxi for 1.5 hours). I felt like this film could have done a bit more with its actors, but I liked its underrated qualities.

On a different tangent: John Francis Daley is a Dr on Bones...is this even logistically possible given his age?

And back to me...in my time of supreme blogger laziness, I fostered one yellow Labrador named Buddy who my in laws have now adopted. He was the most gentle, easy going foster and I have no idea how he ended up in a country pound, but he now lives the luxury life, so all ends well.
I've also been holiday fostering this lovely lady, Evie who has been in foster care for a year.

Why yes that teddy does need an eye mask

A week ago I obtained one pretty feral little kitten, who I have named Kasey as I'm not sure of the sex at this time. A person called our rescue, asking for help for a few kittens who were living in her neighbours backyard (he is on holidays). She believed a stray mother had birthed in the backyard as he has no other animals and it is a pretty cosy set up. Long story short, I only managed to trap 1 of the kittens before the rest either moved on or perhaps ate some rat poison that was in the backyard that we didn't discover until later.

We definitely saw at least 4 kittens the first time we went into the backyard but they got quite elusive after that.

So I am at the stage of forcing Kasey to be patted while in a towel and his little heart his beating so fast, but he needs to get used to human touch.

Thankfully (I hope) we are getting 2 other surrended kittens this Saturday who might bring him out of his shell. I could post some pictures of Kasey but he looks so terrified, I'm not sure he brings enough of the cute factor yet.

Must go, Love Actually is on TV for the 70th time and I must watch, it is the season.

Puberty Blues

Although it is a naff title the book was anything but innocent, and was an eye opener for a naïve young 14 year old (me).

Set in the 1970s and following 2 best friends Sue and Debbie as they navigate trying to get into the ‘cool’ group. What follows is a lot of pashing, sex in the back of panel vans and gratuitous use of slang of the day such as moll, rack off etc. Quintessentially Australian some of this will indeed sound foreign to those not born here or indeed not born close enough to that golden era. I, being a lone wolf (sorry caught a bit of the Hangover the other night) sought out different and unusual reading choices in my teens and I stumbled upon this one, maybe because it had a new introduction by Kylie Minogue!

What follows is how the girls do make it into the cool group but a lot of the time this involves spending hours on the beach, guarding their man’s towel while he surfs all day and then fetching milkshakes and chiko rolls from the deli at his beck and call. They do not eat in front of the boys or surf themselves; there is also some hard drug use in amongst the gang, abortions and hints of gang rape. The book has feminist tones by the end though as Sue and Debbie learn to surf and leave the gang behind. It is a cult classic in Australia, released in 1979 and turned into a movie in 1981.

Apparently they rode horses too...

 

It has now been heavily promoted as a television miniseries and I will be very interested as to how they present some of the darker material at a prime time slot. I am loving the promos though and the use of the Dragon song, Are You Old Enough? while quite disturbing when you actually listen to the lyrics it is just so damn catchy. Plus the sequences of the girls wearing cheezels ontheir fingers, talking on a green curly corded telephone and the outfits warm my nostalgic heart.

 

When friends meant more than Facebook (actual caption)

 

There has been a bit of banter on talk back radio lately (yes I am a 60 year old man thanks for asking) about whether the 70s were actually that good or do we just look at the past through rose coloured glasses. I think it was a creative time for Australian cinema with films like Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975), My Brillant Career (1979), Mad Max (1979) and Storm Boy (1977) plus leading onto other classics in the early 80s such as Gallipoli (1981). Their success paved the way for Australian directors and actors such as Gillian Anderson, Peter Weir, George Miller and Judy Davis to have international careers.

And of course who can forget the first Australian to win a Grammy and top the US charts, Helen Reddy, who also had film roles including a nun in Airport 1975 and in my own kids favourite Pete’s Dragon. She wrote I Am Woman in 1972, the hugely popular feminist chart topper which I’ll admit to still loving today.

But the fact that Reddy felt a song like that was needed shows how the time was not all flares and flicked out hair.

Foster update:

I am currently foster less, it has been 3 weeks since my last litter all found homes, and I’m missing them. I worked out their approximate birthday to be the same as mine which was a cute surprise.

Widget, Shelly, Josie, Bubbles and Butch. It was a windy day, they were watching the leaves.

 

 

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm a midget

Our Ikea bathroom (well sink, vanity and mirror) has been built into our bathroom very slowly. I.e. the boyfriend was taking his sweet ass time on his days off doing it, and since he doesn't have every weekend off, it was slow going indeed.

So imagine my delight when I got him to promise to install the last piece of our bathroom puzzle on his day off yesterday - the mirror cabinet. It just needed to be screwed into the wall and hey presto! I would have a mirror in the bathroom for the first time in 2 years.

This is what I encountered when I went to put on a face masque. My boyfriend is 6'6 and his dad who helped, not much shorter. Apparently they must have overestimated my height though. How sweet.



I was offered a step

Babies on the brain

I had a dream I gave birth to a baby dolphin the other night. It was quite cute and cool because I didn’t have to worry about dropping it in the water. I looked up dreaming of dolphins and dreammoods.com tells me:

To see a dolphin in your dream symbolizes spiritual guidance, intellect, mental attributes and emotional trust. The dream is usually an inspirational one, encouraging you to utilize your mind to its capacity and move upward in life. Alternatively, it suggests that a line of communication has been established between the conscious and subconscious aspects of yourself. Dolphins represent your willingness and ability to explore and navigate through your emotions.

My boyfriend told me I’m a freak who had sex with a dolphin.

Then a few nights later I had a dream I had a baby girl (human) and it was a very lovely experience. I couldn’t remember the trauma of the birth I was just all new mum happy, plus constantly worrying about her floppy neck.
So completely unlike previous dreams I’ve had about babies, which are at the least terrifying. Am I finally heading into my baby gaga years?
In reality I think no, I’m still not sure I want kids, but then some days I think okay maybe just 1 (unless it’s a boy).
I have been reading a lot of the hideous named ‘mommy blogs’ lately and while some out there can only be relate able to other mums some are just entertaining on their own, so I'll blame this.

Some more comings and goings from my world lately...

I mixed this henna up last weekend from Lush and then plopped it on my head for 3 hours (you have to let it fester for a minimum of 2). I thought it would be worse but I managed to have a half hour nap during the footy half time with it on. It smells like coffee, I don’t drink coffee but it was okay.

Looks like the cooking I used to do as a kid

Winter has finally come. I love walking through parks with ponds in the rain because the people are all huddling and trying to stay dry and the ducks are all the world is my oyster now bitches and they’re loving it.

There are 2 black swans living in this inner city park near my work at the moment and they have 4 cygnets. I have to get pictures soon, they are so cute.

Meh I always sign up for these runs (and then I walk them) and then regret when it stops becoming fun after 4kilometres. This run walk was 14k in total. It was cool walking through the usually car only tunnel.

The cats can finally get their vet work done …hallejula. Hence they can get adopted as soon as this is done. I love them to pieces but feeding 5 growing kitties is putting a strain on finances.

Widget and Bubbles

Okay last night I had a dream my dog rode a shark. What is with me and the marine life?

Close...maybe what I will dream of tonight.

M Letter Characters

Mallory Pike – Junior babysitter, The Baby-Sitters Club book series

Ah Mallory the often maligned and ignored member of The Babysitters Club books I used to read many moons ago.

Mallory was not my favourite character (Dawn was) but I didn’t hate on her because she loved to read and draw and adored horses.

I related as she had so many siblings – not because I did, but because I am the oldest and I related to that responsibility thing that always got heaped on her. Mallory’s best friend was Jessi and it was mentioned every book that Mallory was white and Jessi black. One of my favourite ‘Mallory’ books was Mallory and the Mystery Diary.

They really gave Mallory the triple trifecta of ugliness for a pre teen girl – red curly hair, glasses and braces. Poor old Mal always looks the fugliest of all the sitters on the covers, except for California Girls, one of the Super Specials where she looks about 20 and smokin hot.

What most BSC fans would know as Mallory Pike.

In the middle in the red swimsuit...surely some continuity errors with the illustrator?

Max from the television show,  2 Broke Girls

This show is ridiculous, sexist, misogynist, etc but still I have come to watch every episode. I think I got hooked on it during a time when I had nothing else to watch (maybe after I exhausted all my True Blood episodes after I got into that late).

Maybe it is the power of Max Black (and in particular Kat Dennings the actress who plays her) one of the aforementioned broke girls. There is no way I can relate to her, I need to be liked by some people, and although I complain of having a tiny house I’m not exactly living in squalor. I love her sassiness and her snarky love of horses (I’m sensing a theme) and her hatred of hipsters is always entertaining. She also shows me how to dress huge boobs.

Miranda from the television show, Sex and the City

I loved the television series and still watch re runs happily, but I always hated being the ‘Miranda’ amongst my group of friends.
I do act the snarky one who doesn’t like too much affection, which seemed really boring – I think most people would want to be compared to Carrie, not the lawyer who rocked some seriously bad hair and outfits in season 1.

But hell I got used to it and could seriously relate to her honeymoon episode where she is aghast that she is just expected to lay in bed 80% of the time.
I”ve always seen her as Carrie’s closest friend too, and there are definitely more layers to her character than I believe Sam or Charlotte has.

A favourite line:

"I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says ‘virgin’. I have a child. The jig is up." –Miranda
The Ick Factor – Series 6

*Stolen from Nikki at http://whatireadbackthen.wordpress.com/. Let me know if I can give you a letter to re post.

My version of the Barbie Dreamhouse

I went looking at display homes yesterday which is always a bad bad idea and always makes going home to my boyfriends 3x1 appalling.

I’m not sure why I go, except I like looking at pretty perfect things. But even I found myself yesterday getting a bit sick of the sameness and perfection. I can’t help but be dragged back to the reality of what 3 dogs would do to that carpet or if that was my laundry I’d need extra cupboards for kitty litter and I’d probably have kitty poo up those lovely walls.

Some things I learned:

Owls are the new thing for little girls bedrooms

A study in the middle of the childrens bedrooms is a dumb idea

Scullerys are making a comeback

A lot of people designers do like having large windows in their showers

Stock of Marilyn Monroe paraphernalia is doing well from display homes decorators budgets

But I guess it gives ideas of what I like or don’t. So I get it, they are for ‘display purposes only’. Even the other houses on the street which were new and obviously based on some of the designs I’d just seen didn’t have that same gloss. The landscaping was non existent, the finishing touches not there.
But I can dream.

I love this bath/master bedroom setup. Reminds me of a hotel I've stayed in. How decadent to have a bath in your ensuite.
I love it.

This looked better in person but the purple theme is my style and the lights were cool.

Also better in person but it is wall art with water bubbling on a neat little deck from the master bedroom.

Beautiful outside seating idea except for the artificial turf. Blerg.

I wanted to get married here. Can you believe we're a month away from Winter?

A Birthday Wish

While celebrating over the required cake when it is your birthday at work, a co-worker was asked what she was doing that night to celebrate her 28th birthday.
"I'm going to make my boyfriend watch Little Women. I think he'll like it."

Yes indeed Jo.

The cuteness, I cannot handle it. Also my manky foot.

Semi Ferals

After going to a funeral last Thursday I got a text from our rescues president about a group of kittens and mum in some elderly dudes backyard in my suburb. We had to travel about 2 hours each way for the funeral but I couldn’t leave it to the next day knowing the kids were living in a wood pile under some tin sheeting.

The man was about 80 and very security conscious which was a good thing but didn’t make me feel too good about my neighbourhood. Anywho he took me out the back where I saw the mum cat and the kittens. Mum, a tortoiseshell, hissed and rang away pretty quickly and the kittens I could just see under the tin. On closer inspection they weren’t as tiny as I thought they’d be as they were moving around and seemed in good health. We lifted the tin shed and they moved into a second wood pile where they were actually in amongst the wood planks not just on top of them. Lots of cockroaches emerged as we lifted planks of wood to get to them all. There was a bit of hissing and scratching as I deposited into the cat cage I had bought just in case. I was meant to be going to assess the kittens and the mum who apparently was in poor condition but the man wanted them gone (not a huge animal lover but at least he called us) and I couldn’t leave them. There were 2 gingers in the litter, I couldn’t resist.

We had been hearing a mewing coming from somewhere else in the backyard or the next backyard over and when I’d gotten the 4 out of the woodpile I tried to find the fifth. We ventured next door which was vacant and I headed to the shed which was near the fence line. I heard the mewing very loud in the shed but the shed was devoid of kittens and full of crap.
Trying to navigate my way around the perimeter of the shed was difficult and the mewing was no longer being made. I was worried but saw a pile of bricks against the shed which had those hollow innards. I just started pulling some away as I didn’t know where else to look. Well of course there was a tiny black and white kitten trapped between the shed and pile of bricks, a tiny space. I was just so glad I found him or her, but of course I got scratched for my troubles.

I took them home and put them in the bathroom. At the moment Choco and Grayson are in the spare/study/kitty room so that only leaves the main bedroom and the spare bedroom which is where I sleep when the boyfriend is working nights on call.

First or second day of living in a house

Poor little guys pretty much stayed in their cat cage for a long time at first, I put a towel next to it but they just used that instead of the litterbox.
I’ve had them nearly 2 weeks now and one of the little black and white ones has come out all of a sudden and doesn’t run away when I open the door and lets my boyfriend and I pat him or her. I don’t know if it is the one stuck next to the shed as there are 2 black and white ones nearly identical although this smoochy one does seem to be the runt of the litter, so maybe it is as it was stuck in the tiny space and maybe missed out on feedings.

Widgit doing his best old man with food on his face impression

Just the last few days nearly all of them are a lot better. I've named the two gingers Butch and Bubbles (both boys) and Widget is the original friendly black and white boy. I'm still yet to name the female other black and white kitten and the tortie who is still very shy and I'm not sure of the sex.

They are beautiful little things and I’m not sure what to do. I would love to foster them full time and see their progress but realistically they can’t really live in the bathroom for a long time – we only have one and we are in the midst of sanding the walls and replacing the basin and cupboard. If only I had a McMansion with a million bathrooms and bedrooms.

I don’t believe I updated that Wesley found a forever home, with a lovely couple who saw his youtube video and loved him (and their dog does too).

So any name suggestions for a black and white female and tortoiseshell (probaly) male? They need to be a bit unusual as we have had our fair shares of Max's, Coco's, Tom's etc.

Loser

I was flicking idly the other night and 2000’s Loser came on. I had forgotten about this movie and time hasn’t been its kindest friend, not that it was Amy Heckerlings best work to begin with.


I’m actually surprised Heckerling directed (and wrote), but not surprised her old buddy Twink Caplan showed up in this film (see also Look Who’s Talking, and Clueless).

Seeing Mena Suvari and Jason Biggs together in this film is akin to seeing Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy together in St Elmo’s Fire – it just seems weird when compared to their previous more popular films and pairings (American Pie and The Breakfast Club respectively).

American Pie was a huge movie when it came out. I loved it, never mind that it was nothing like my Australian high school experience (and I’m sure plenty of other American high school experiences too).

I remember the L loser signal when it was really popular. I remember it was around 2001 as I recall my cousin being born and we all thought it was hilarious that he learnt how to make the signal and use it to refer to my dad or mum when he was a toddler. It dates this movie of course, but I guess Heckerling has been about filming in the moment or just creating her own hyper stylised version of the current culture (hello Clueless!).
Mostly what I remembered from this movie is the pairing of the 2 American Pie stars, the L sign and Jason Biggs hunting style hat which hipsters will probably start wearing again. I watched about half of Loser before going to bed, so it may have had some good moral lessons but I missed them.

Speaking of American Pie, I call shenanigans (which was also the name of a past social netball team I was on – fun fact netball used to be called girls basketball in Australia until 1970) on the fact that the American Pie crew are having their reunion in 2012. I was sure I saw the original American Pie film when I was in 15 and I went to my ten year reunion last year hence they should have had their reunion in 2009. Unless it's not a class reunion per say. And then I'd look pretty silly.

Wesley, Grayson and Choco

I’ve had my boys since before Christmas and I cannot believe I have not blogged about them before. My blog used to be more foster –centric which I would like to get back to, but there’s been a lack of animal action lately what with 3 dogs living here pretty much full time now (we’ve had Mylo back who was with my parents, but who they believe is happier with his brother and me – so we share him).

Wesley, Grayson and Choco were surrended as part of a larger litter but apparently the other siblings were riddled quite badly with ringworm and so the committee member who viewed them said no. Which is quite sad and unnecessary as it turns out these 3 came out with it the next day anyway (Apparently the other siblings ended up at another shelter after getting rid of the ringworm so hopefully they are also safe).

So as you might have gathered from previous posts, I then got the ringworm. And then 2 of the dogs. And then suddenly I was just blurting out to people at work that I had ringworm under the pretence of not wanting them to get it and spread to their kids. Suddenly I was the girl who got asked how is your ringworm, instead of how was your weekend? The joys of fostering. And a little info on the old ringworm. It exists purely on the top layer of your skin, it's not a worm but a fungus (even better I know) and it is highly contagious so FYI I am not dirty and little kids get it all the time.

Anyway lucky these boys are gorgeous and very smooch which is a lovely change from my independent dog loving, cat hating, you-can-pick-me-up-but-don’t-force-me-to-lay-on-your-belly Sabrina cat.

Grayson is my favourite (of course I say I don’t have favourites but I secretly prefer some just slightly over the others) mostly because he’s always so happy to see me and starts immediately purring. He’s also stripy which reminds me of one of the best cats in the world we had who died in 2003. I’m trying to work out how we can keep him but I don’t really see a way. If I was to get a cat again I would definitely get 2 so they can grow together, be friends and keep each other company. But there’s no way I’ll be allowed to keep 2. 6 animals would be getting a bit redonkulous. I’m currently working on my aunty by randomly emailing her cute pics (manipulative!) so I would at least be able to visit.

They must be at least 12 weeks old now and they were so teeny tiny when I got them, I think their age may have been exaggerated. They love the dogs. If you saw on Twitter I posted a link to a YouTube video I posted which shows (mostly) Wesley smooching up to my dog, Ebs. It’s up to 67 views which is practically famous and was linked on his pet rescue profile. I have people coming to meet him on Saturday so the power of YouTube?

I feel this may be a sad parting when it does happen. I do seem to get more attached to the cats for some reason. Maybe because they seem more vulnerable and more easily lost - my first cat foster did get hit by a car and I can’t specify that the new owner keeps the cat indoors. Enough doom and gloom, at the moment I am loving their crazy antics of running across the living room, beating up the dogs and cuddles.

Wolf Creek

The caption of 'Based on true events' is misleading, but there are aspects of similarities to actual crimes to backpackers in Australia.
I put off watching this film for a while because I heard it was very scary (or perhaps just really off putting to tourists?) but compared to what I’ve heard of other films in this genre Wolf Creek was not too hard for me to watch.
I won't go into the plot line in too much detail, if you like these kind of movies you would have already seen it, but basically it’s 2 English girls and 1 Australian lad (backpackers) falling victim to an at first seemingly helpful bushmen when their car won’t start in the outback. He tows them back to his abandoned mine site camping area and that’s when things go wrong.
Some background information on (in my opinion) the main real life crime influence - taken from IMDB:

The other major event to influence the film was the Bradley John Murdoch case involving Joanne Lees and Peter Falconio. Lees and Falconio were British tourists backpacking in Australia. Whilst travelling along the Stuart Highway, near Barrow Creek in the Northern Territory on July 14, 2001, they were stopped by a man who was indicating that they were having trouble with their car's exhaust. Falconio got out to investigate, and Lees heard a gunshot. The man then dragged her from the car, tied her up, and blindfolded her, before forcing her into his van along with Falconio's dead body. Whilst he was driving however, Lees managed to escape into the bush. Now in the dead of night, she hid and watched as the man and his dog attempted to find her. Eventually after the man left the area, Lees hailed down a passing car, and contacted police. A massive search was initiated for Falconio's body and the murderer. But almost immediately, the world media began to point the finger at Lees herself. Expert Aboriginal trackers had been sent to the scene where Lees had hidden from the man but could find no sign of tracks other than Lees' own in the vicinity. They also failed to find any fresh blood where the car had been stopped. Two years later, with many now firmly believing that Lees herself had killed Falconio, Bradley John Murdoch was charged with rape in Barrow Creek on or around July 14, 2001. Murdoch was found not guilty of the rape, but Lees identified his photograph as being the man who abducted her, and DNA tests then confirmed that the bloodstains on Lees' clothing matched Murdoch's DNA.


Murdoch's trial began on October 18, 2005. The jury was out on December 13, and returned with a verdict of guilty on the same day after only 8 hours of deliberation. Murdoch was also convicted of other assault-related charges on Lees, and was sentenced to life imprisonment with a non-parole period of 28 years. Falconio's body has never been found, and there is still a great deal of speculation about the truth of the case. Murdoch has always maintained his innocence, and during the trial his defence team claimed that police procedures were not followed correctly, that Lees' story was inconsistent, and that it was impossible for him to have committed the crime. The defence also discovered that Lees had been cheating on Falconio during their time in Australia, something she denied until confronted with incontrovertible evidence. It was also pointed out how much money Lees has made from the incident; $125,000 AUD for an interview with Martin Bashir and $650,000 AUD advance for a book. Lees was also forced to admit to using ecstasy and marijuana during her visit to Australia, all of which undermined her credibility as a witness. Murdoch's team argued that the whole thing was a cover up.

Apart from the killer, Mick himself (and his very creepy laugh), the big scares are from the isolation the trio face in order to save themselves. Mobile phones don’t work everywhere and while we have populated capital cities once you’re in the middle of the country there isn’t a lot there.
This was filmed in South Australia but actually set in my home state of Western Australia and Wolf Creek does exist (the crater site) but is spelled Wolfe Creek in real life. Our state is a bit bigger than Alaska but something like 80% live in the south west corner which makes for a lot of lonely patches up north.

Regarding the casting, John Jarrett does a great job. For years he and his wife were fairly well known Australian personalities hosting Better Homes and Gardens, so it definitely was odd seeing him in this role.
The English girls did really well in seeming authentic (and IMDB informs me they are both Australian). Nathan Phillips was good but he wasn’t in a good chunk of the film. The final girl was not who I was expecting, so that was good as usually from the beginning you can pick who will be left surviving at the end.

Can Keira Knightly play a likeable character?

Cases in point:

Bend it Like Beckham (2002)

In this film Keira plays a soccer player who befriends the new player, Jess (played by Parminder Nagra - FYI playing a very convincing 18 year old when she was 27) but then gets majorly pissed when she nearly kisses their coach. On top of that, Keira's mum nearly ruins Jess's sisters wedding screaming that her daughter is not a lesbian.

Love Actually (2003)

In this Keira plays a newlywed who's husbands friend is secretly in love with her for some unknown reason. Most annoying line (while viewing his recording of the wedding ceremony) "I look quite pretty don't I?"
Gag me.

Never Let Me Go (2010)

Ruth, Kathy and Tommy are friends who grow up together in an english boarding school. Although Kathy and Tommy are clearly more suited, Ruth (played by of course Keira) steals him away. Typical. And not to be harsh but I don't think she can pull off playing 18 anymore. Who am I kidding? This whole post is harsh.

Atonement (2007)

This one is a bit of a stretch I'll admit. Knightly plays Ceclia whose sister Briony accuses her lover of a crime he was not guilty of. So basically she's just a bit of a bitch of a sister. Love the green dress she wears though.

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)

I am one of the few who have not seen any of the Pirate series. So can someone tell me, is she like able in this? I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to pash Orlando Bloom.

Jersey Shore

I hate to admit to this. Particularly as for so long I have been in blissful (and proud) ignorance of the 'characters' of this show, what the hell the show was about (hint getting drunk and being as vile as possible) and how to decipher their Jersey-speak.
But this all changed over the Christmas break, there I was staying up too late and I flicked the station over, where they play some riveting car crash television late at night. Suddenly a diminutive little girl with big hair was handing over her hoop earrings and telling someone to 'hold these for me' and then promptly engaging in a awkward girl fight with someone called Angelina. I was hooked. I needed to see the rest of the fight. And so on and so on. Yes I feel my brain cells diminishing with every episode but sometimes you need that switching off of the brain reality television provides.

His only redeeming feature seems to be his abs

So yes, now I am part of an elite group of people who know what grenades are when referring to women, and what DTF stands for. Of course I never said I liked the characters, they are truly vile at times, the men sexist disgusting pigs, the women caricatures of .... etc why am I even justifying myself? We all have our embarrassing habits.

Reverb Part 2

6.  Who was important to you? 
My family is always important to me, even more so since I moved out with my boyfriend nearly 2 years ago. I talk to my mum or dad usually everyday, and while my brother and I have had our differences he's usually there for me. Of course my boyfriend is also important, he's helped me through some rough times and visited me twice while I was in hospital overnight.


7.  What do you hope to remember? 
Be careful - really careful - when  handling kittens with ringworm. Or you will get it yourself, and be forever known as wormy. Even though it's not actually a worm, and no however many times you tell people that it won't matter.

8.  Where did you spend money?
Um where didn't I. From my complete inability to take a packed lunch to work; to possibly needing to take out shares in Subway in particular their chocolate chips cookies (is that possible, I'll have 12 million shares in baked goods) to the never ending process of trying to make our small tiny house with a huge backyard livable (new fly screen door, new floorboards, new rug, another 30 square metres of grass that we laid rather lumpily, numerous plants - some which have survived).

9.  When were you most scared?
Probably the few times Sabrina the cat stayed out all night. Or thinking about possibly having to pay some student loan debt back in 2012.

10.  What questions did you ask?
Why am I watching Jersey Shore?

11.  Who surprised you? 
 That I got through an operation. I haven't been in the hospital since I was 8. I was totes nervous.


12.  What did you learn?
Community is an excellent show.  And I have friends who will still come out with me to a club for my birthday even though they all think we're too old. My boyfriend can make an excellent pool cake.

Reverb 2011

Stolen from Reno, the Girl and maybe a little late but what the heck. It's time for some reflecting, feel free to ignore.

1.  Where did 2011 begin?
2011 began with another year in the boring job I was boringly comfortable with. Still fostering animals, about to celebrate my 27th birthday, but with only 1 permanent dog and cat in the household.

2.  Who did you meet?
Through my new job I have met a lot of cool new people. Became better acquainted with someone I went to high school with and still kept in contact with 'my girls' (10 high school friends I still regularly see and have monthly catch ups with).

3.    What books did you read?  
A lot, and re read a through for when I wanted comforting. But new ones included (what I can remember) the Hunger Games trilogy, The Slap, The Woman in Black, Fast Food Nation, The Seance, Don't Look Now and Other Stories, The Year of Magical Thinking, The Giver, Fade.

4.  When did you struggle?
 I really struggled while recovering from my knee operation and have still in some ways since even though now I can walk pretty well, I still cannot run, jump and play team sports. Not working for 2 months and having very little money was challenging.

5.  What did you discover?
I can live on little to no money but not for long and I really should take control of my debt. I can do things I'm scared of and live to tell the tale.


Part 2 soon if I'm still feeling reflective.

Just because.