Mel hath no fury...

Mel, what the hell has happened to you?

Remember the good old days, when you still sounded kind of australian even though you were only ever partly ours, and you were in awesome movies like Mad Max 1, 2 and not so much 3? Plus Gallipoli, the Lethal Weapon movies. You used to be charming and have a sense of humour. And remember that glorious day when I blogged about your young hotness? Truth be told you're still not bad for a 54 year old.
When did it all go so wrong? Also food for thought: maybe playing an anger management therapy patient in an uncredited role in Paparazzi in 2004 was not the best move due to your now apparent issues (and how you're "...capable of it.")
You should never have left your adopted homeland. Or like divorced your wife and started screwing around either.
"When all's said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage. I'm to blame, if you're inclined to judge." Heh just found this quote, maybe all is not lost completely.

At least Whoopi still loves you.